Dedicatie pentru toti cei care sunt emo – fara numar!

P.S. Nu inteleg de ce aceasta melodie de exemplu te poate face sa fi atat de depresat incat sa-ti tai venele in lung

Bancul zilei 07.06.2008

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.

Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother’s eyesight is, and hopes she won’t notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says… “Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!”

EURO 2008: cum ar fi o finala Franta – Romania

Min 3. Românii ataca dezlantuit, dar … vai, ce arbitraj partinitor! … Corpodean opreste meciul pentru un «înainte».
Min. 4. Dorinel începe sa are terenul.
Min. 6. Lobont se plictiseste în poarta, dar mai schimba o vorba cu stripteuzele care se mladiaza pe barele laterale.
Min8. Mutu trage toata echipa dupa el sa o aseze mai repede în zid. Sut Henry, bara-bara, mingea traverseaza terenul si … este 1-0 pentru România! Ai nostri protesteaza ca au ramas fara stripteuze, dar golul e validat.