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Bancul zilei 04.06.2009

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Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick, east of Edinburgh, were involved in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers (who are not named) used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine then stopped working and the officers were unable to reset it. The radar had in fact locked on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the North Sea, which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Borders district. Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office. Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style. “Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had automatically locked on to your “hostile radar equipment” and sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder air-to-ground missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to the missile alert intelligently and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile was launched.”

Bancul zilei 03.06.2009

iunie 3, 2009 4 comentarii

Într-o zi, la uşa unei bătrîne bate un domn, elegant îmbrăcat, cu un aspirator în mînă. Nici n-apucă bătrîna să deschidă, că tipul începe:
- Aş dori să vă prezint cel mai performant aspirator…
În timp ce vorbea, aruncă pe covorul din holul casei o cantitate considerabilă de bălegar, explicînd:
- Staţi liniştită, dacă acest aspirator nu curăţă TOT ce se află pe covor, promit că mănînc eu ce rămîne!
După ce ascultă toata povestea, tremurînd de nervi, bătrîna îi răspunde:
- Sper să ai poftă, că nu am curent de azi-dimineaţă!